One of my embarrassing fat person moments was waiting an hour in line for a Cedar Point roller coaster and then not being able to get on because I was too fat. When I lose all the weight I want to, one of my rewards will be to go back there and ride every stinking roller coaster in the place.
Those amusement park people sure know their stuff because here's two examples of why fat people shouldn't be allowed on roller coasters:
The guy on the right with the beer belly is thinking "OH MY GOD! I'm gonna die because the safety belt didn't fit around my gut!".
The guy on the left is totally oblivious to his impending doom based on the stupid looking grin on his face. Not only is he too fat for the seat belt to hold him in, but he'll probably lose his hat too.
And the there's this poor kid:
Stay away from roller coasters fat people.
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